"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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