I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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