that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
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im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
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Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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