I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Randomize
