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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...

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  did I at least say anything...

  (519): View more from Ontario

  you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo

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• (518): View more from New York

  Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.

  (970): View more from Colorado

  Why?

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  They deliver.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did

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