I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did