There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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