I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
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So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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