But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
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