Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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