windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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