she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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