I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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