have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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