im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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