ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
