What a fucking waste of an outfit
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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