I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
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I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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