Me too!
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
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I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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