Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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