I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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