I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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