The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
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He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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