i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
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I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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