hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
did i just pee glitter
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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