it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just had sex bonerless
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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