cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
do herpes really smell.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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