I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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