high people should be assigned attendants
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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