There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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