We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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