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This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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