Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
Randomize