I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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