I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
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No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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