Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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