ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
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apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
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Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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