he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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