I wanna passion pit in your ass
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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