That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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