How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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