I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
