you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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