My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
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She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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