eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
