you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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