Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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