also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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