What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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