I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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