you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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