Whod you bang
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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