So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Randomize
