Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
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I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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